Weird Things My Non-Writer Friends Have Said/Done

I was looking for a post to do and then I thought, why not talk about my weird non-writer friends? And then I saw that Jem Jones uploaded something similar to my idea, and it was HILARIOUS, read it HERE . So I decided that I'm going to go through with my post idea! Here are some weird things my non-writer peeps have said… ---- Friend: *Is in an argument with a random stranger, while I stand to the side, rolling my eyes* I don't care what you think, I'm right, and my friend would agree with me, and she's a writer, so she's super smart! ---- Me: Guess what! I self-published my book! Friend: DUDE, that is so cool!! Let me advertise for you! Me: Ummm, what? Friend: HERE I GO. *Dashes out of the classroom and into a hallway full of people, while shouting* BUY GRAY'S BOOK, GUYS. IT'S LIT!!!!!! *The sound of him running into a trashcan rings through the halls* Me: *Still standing frozen in the room* …. Friend...