Weird Things My Non-Writer Friends Have Said/Done

    
     I was looking for a post to do and then I thought, why not talk about my weird non-writer friends? And then I saw that Jem Jones uploaded something similar to my idea, and it was HILARIOUS, read it HERE.
     So I decided that I'm going to go through with my post idea! Here are some weird things my non-writer peeps have said…



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Friend: *Is in an argument with a random stranger, while I stand to the side, rolling my eyes* I don't care what you think, I'm right, and my friend would agree with me, and she's a writer, so she's super smart!

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Me: Guess what! I self-published my book!
Friend: DUDE, that is so cool!! Let me advertise for you!
Me: Ummm, what?
Friend: HERE I GO. *Dashes out of the classroom and into a hallway full of people, while shouting* BUY GRAY'S BOOK, GUYS. IT'S LIT!!!!!! *The sound of him running into a trashcan rings through the halls*
Me: *Still standing frozen in the room* ….
Friend: I'M OKAY, HOMIES!

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Friend: I read your book, you need to get it on audible.
Me: That would be cool, but I don't know how and besides, it's not that good-
Friend: I can voice it!

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Friend: If one of your works becomes famous, will you let me star as your main character?

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Friend: I have an awesome story idea! How about I tell it to you, you write it, and we'll split the money!!
Me: Hahahaha! Oh, wait… you aren't joking… ummm, well, no?

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Friend: Don't worry, if Twilight became a bestseller, you'll be a superseller one day!
Me: *nearly dies laughing*

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Friend: This story of yours has a girl with curly hair… is she you?
Me: Nope!
Friend: This character has freckles, is she yo-
Me: NOPE.

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Friend: So you're going to be the next J.K. Rowling, right?
Me: Hahaha, no pressure there.

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Friend: You are such a talented writer, you have such a way with words, and-
Me: Have you read anything I've written?
Friend: One time you wrote on the dry-erase board for youth group, does that count?
Me: No…?
Friend: Well, I hate reading. If I didn't I would totally read everything you wrote.
Me: Okay, but then how can you say I'm a good writer?
Friend: *Pats my head* You have the big eyes of an author.
Me: …..

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        To sum this all up, I have some weird friends. But I love them. XD

Has one of your non-writer friends ever made a strange comment without realizing it?
What was it??

Happy Writing,


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